Post some fur pics with funny captions.

[LordTheNightKnight]

Simply put, you post a fur picture, and add any funny captions you feel like (keeping the comments within the rules of this forum of course).

 

Why? Just for fun. I don't know how many of you are familiar with Mystery Science Theater 3000, but this thread is kind of like that, just replacing bad movies with elegant furs.

 

Also, while the pics have to feature fur, the captions do not.

 

I know I'm posting a lot here, but we know that's just a fraction of a fraction of the fur pics we can have fun with.

 

When Tinkerbell tries to come on to someone, she puts on more clothes instead of less.

 

With the right pants and boots, you too can look like you're shattering your tibia with every step.

 

So the teams are two pairs of Mr. and Mrs. Claus, and the ballerina is the referee. It's still not the weirdest Calvinball game I've played.

 

Celine did the best "haters gonna hate" pic ever.

 

I hope I'm not stereotyping, but I see her looking beautiful, glamorous, and bored, and just assumed she's French.

 

Okay, we get it! You're too good for this diner! Don't blame us you had to stop here!

 

Okay, the burrito with the beans has the pellet with the poison. The burger with the bacon has the brew that is true.

 

Even the rich will throw their clothes on sometimes.

 

Look at her, about to walk outside the crosswalk. The rich just love to flaunt the law!

 

The people of Grayville were not happy with Mary throwing off the town's look.

 

Of course that purse is counterfeit. That's clearly a watermark, not a designer label.

 

This family celebrates as human-statue marriage is finally made legal.

 

The girls from The Shining are far less creepy now that they have a fashion designer at the hotel.

 

No, the sidebars do not make you look fat.

 

Crap. I didn't know we'd be filming this scene against a turquoise screen!

 

Fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my phone and said, 'For the honor of Grayskull'!

 

Okay, you look beautiful, but you still need to ring the bell for service.

 

Even in Attack on Titan, the crystal skull thing was a hoax.

 

Some call her The Motorcycle Whisperer.

 

I'd complain about ripped jeans making a comeback, but I can't tell if those are new or vintage.

 

Is she double-using phones? Okay, someone needs to cut down.

 

This sable was what the husband bought his secretary. It's being subpoenaed to testify at the divorce trial.

 

Please tell this Mercedes to stop staring at her butt. It's really creepy.

 

While Crystal Pepsi made a welcome comeback, Crystal Wine didn't go over so well.

 

This pic was taken tragically moments before she became the first victim of the pine-cone storm of 2011.

 

She's near this view and she's staring at the floor? Must be some finish!

 

It's not the all female case that has some upset about the Top Gun remake. It's the clearly inaccurate uniforms.

 

One of these coat is not like the other.

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It's the middle, because the fur is clearly dyed.

 

The mirrors in the elevator are really throwing off her Pokemon Go game.

 

Okay, she really is hot enough to counter the breeze coming through the door.

 

Boys, stop staring at her book. Her eyes are up there!

 

Wait a minute.

 

All right, who let former US Attorney General John Ashcroft design the store interior?

 

In Russian Power Rangers, even the furs matched their sentai colors.

 

Okay, this pic is the first time I heard of Astana, and it turns out it's the capital of Kazakhstan. That looks pretty modern. Borat lied to me!

 

That's your bouquet? No wonder you need me to help toss it!

 

Yes you look beautiful. But stop hogging the bench.

 

Yes, this cold lady learned the hard way that watermarks are no substitute for long pants and skirts.

 

Just because you're wearing fox doesn't mean you can dig like one.

 

A pretty princess proudly poses plush, petite, pink, pelts.

 

Some people use bath soaps, and some have their own ways to relax in the tub.

 

The real reason Bayonetta 2 was a Nintendo exclusive was that Nintendo showered her with furs and dresses.

 

Ladies, yes gay marriage is legal in the US, but it's still tradition to not have the couple see each other before the wedding!

 

In this Attack on Titan AU, the titans don't eat people. They like modeling haute couture.

 

Some find that stare hot, but when I asked what tea she was drinking, that stare made me now afraid of the word 'camomile'.

 

It seems Marsellus's Wallace's case got left on the road.

 

This lady's evil plan is to turn the world into a giant beach ball.

 

How come the best Elsa fan outfit is a Barbie doll made a dozen years before Frozen came out?

 

Katy Keene's high school had the best band uniforms.

 

Snow Queen, P.I. has once again identified the culprit.

 

It turns out the latest Silent Hill game was cancelled because the town just wasn't scary anymore, after it became a tourist trap.

 

Sofia Vergara is one of the few women who can make me jealous of a block of concrete.

 

Yeah, it's the flip phone that dates this pic.

 

It's not easy living on a tilted street.

 

Looking at these furs makes me thirsty for fruit punch.

 

Wouldn't you make that face if surrounded by these lovely ladies?

 

This is certainly the best dressed police lineup I've seen.

 

Those furs and dresses aren't going to wear themselves.*

 

*Actually that was part of the gag of that comic anyway.

 

Woah! Just look at my hand! It's amazing!

 

In Russian Lost In Translation, they end up together, but we still don't $%@(ing know what he whispers in her ear.

 

Inevitably, the proposed new lady chef uniform just didn't catch on.

[Ravens8]

Re: Picture 8 "even the rich will throw their clothes on sometimes."

 

Wouldn't it be great if more girls were happy to wear fur this casual, I think it's a great look. There's too much focus on glamour and wealth when it comes to fur.

[LordTheNightKnight]

Re: Picture 8 "even the rich will throw their clothes on sometimes."

 

Wouldn't it be great if more girls were happy to wear fur this casual, I think it's a great look. There's too much focus on glamour and wealth when it comes to fur.

Well okay, but that's off topic. Feel free to make a new thread about those thoughts if you want, as I'd be glad to discuss them there.

[Guest]

Look I'm sorry I can't come up with anything after reading all of those but man, you had me cracking up. Amazing pics, hilarious captions, and a great idea. Only problem is, you need someone else to be as clever as you to keep this thread going!

[LordTheNightKnight]

Look I'm sorry I can't come up with anything after reading all of those but man, you had me cracking up. Amazing pics, hilarious captions, and a great idea. Only problem is, you need someone else to be as clever as you to keep this thread going!

Guess we need to attract more fur lovers who are also fans of stuff like Mad Magazine or Mystery Science Theater 3000.