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Oh my God!!!!!!!!! I am a lesb....

White Fox

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NO. It can't be. I can't be a lesbian. Yet by this definition


An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.


As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..


She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'


He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'


She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'


The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'


He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

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