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Friendship. (None of that Sissy Crap!)


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're Not.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.


9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' 'because you are my friend'.



Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

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