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White Fox

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Man it is so hot out today!

 

How hot is it you say?

 

It is so hot that I just saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking!

 

I have not seen a thermometer, but I think it is around 33 degrees C, with extremely high humidity! Stepped on a piece of flat black steel on the ground going barefoot and believe me I felt it! Damned near burned the bottom of my foot!

 

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It was so hot today that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

 

It's so hot today that I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

 

It was so hot today that my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.

 

It was so hot today that I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

 

It was so hot today that I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

 

It was so hot today that birds had to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 

It was so hot today that local farmers were feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

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