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Joke Submitted By: Ian Martin

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Fur Shopping


October 5th, 2004

AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10





A man walks into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier with a beautiful woman on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.


So the owner of the shop goes to the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.


As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."


"No problem! I'll write you a check!"


"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."


So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, he returns. The storeowner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"


"I just had to come by," grinned the man, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

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Last time I read it, the coat was chinchilla. Clever dude, I must say; but I wouldn't want him in my shop if I were a furrier.



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Certainly, bouncing a check for $65K is a felony but the joke wouldn't be nearly so funny if the amount wasn't so high.


I believe the concept is called "Willing suspension of disbelief."

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Aren't most jokes?


There is a show on The History Channel of all places .. the History of the Joke.


It's actually a very good show in about every way.




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  • 2 weeks later...

I have a joke inspired by a scene in Casino. Unfortunately, it involves a girl in a fur coat, so I don't know if I can provide the screencaps for it, but they really help visualize the joke.


If you've seen the movie, it's based on the scene where Sharon Stone is leaving Beverly Hills to run away, and her daughter is wearing this cute white rabbit jacket. Well the joke goes...


Q: What's the difference between these two ladies?


A: One is wearing high-heeled boots, a miniskirt, and a white fur coat, while the other looks like a cheap hooker.

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