A Short Love Story

[Furtive Touch]

It seems like this is the place to share jokes, so here's a short love story for everybody.

You old married people will really enjoy it.

 

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

trans-continental train.

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the

lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

 

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

 

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

 

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**kin' blanket."

 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

The End

[White Fox]

Off topic, but reminds me of one time that I went camping with one of these guiding businesses. Normally I don't do that (go alone or with one person instead) but this time I did.

 

You got there at night, and bunked out in cabins ready to head out in canoes the next day.

 

I went to bed and fell asleep instantly. Next morning when I awoke, I realized that the other three bunks had been filled with women later that night.

 

I was the only guy sleeping in a cabin with three women. And didn't even know it!

 

White

[ReFur]

That joke is hilarious!!

[frugalfurguy]

Smelled it coming. I was thinking farts before I got to the punchline which in this case actually made it funnier!