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A Short Love Story

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It seems like this is the place to share jokes, so here's a short love story for everybody.

You old married people will really enjoy it.


A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to

other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

trans-continental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were

both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the

lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**kin' blanket."


After a moment of silence, he farted.


The End

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Off topic, but reminds me of one time that I went camping with one of these guiding businesses. Normally I don't do that (go alone or with one person instead) but this time I did.


You got there at night, and bunked out in cabins ready to head out in canoes the next day.


I went to bed and fell asleep instantly. Next morning when I awoke, I realized that the other three bunks had been filled with women later that night.


I was the only guy sleeping in a cabin with three women. And didn't even know it!



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