Fur joke

[mailonfurs]

I don't know if we had a similar post before or if anyone dd post this certain joke, but I just found it on a jokes fun portal and wanted to share with you

 

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A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.

He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.

 

When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my

Finnish isn't too good."

 

The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all

that hot either."

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Not much of a joke but got fur in it hehe

[ticklefur1]

A beautiful woman wearing a full-length mink coat was strolling through the downtown shopping district when a member of PeTA confronted her...

 

"Do you have any idea how many animals were murdered for you to have that coat?'.....to which the fur-clad goddess replied:

 

"Do you know how many animals I had to sleep with to get it?"

 

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[FurLoverinFL]

 

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[Kappa]

Nice!

[White Fox]

Great ones. Made my day!

[JGalanos]

Good 'uns.

[ReFur]

[lynxette]

Have heard the one about having to sleep with animals several times in varying degrees of language and like it every time.

[frugalfurguy]

It's about a friend's grandpa after his divorce. For his birthday, some of his batchelor friends decided to treat him. They hired an exotic dancer to knock at his door and tease him. It was a freezing winter day. The dancer arrived in a full-length white fox coat and rang the doorbell.

 

When my friend's grandpa opened his door, the dancer pressed her knee against layers of pelts moaning, "Super sex! Super sex!"

 

My friend's grandpa peered at her briefly, blinked and replyed, "Yeah, I'll take the soup."