mailonfurs Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 I don't know if we had a similar post before or if anyone dd post this certain joke, but I just found it on a jokes fun portal and wanted to share with you << A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room. When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either." >> Not much of a joke but got fur in it hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticklefur1 Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 A beautiful woman wearing a full-length mink coat was strolling through the downtown shopping district when a member of PeTA confronted her... "Do you have any idea how many animals were murdered for you to have that coat?'.....to which the fur-clad goddess replied: "Do you know how many animals I had to sleep with to get it?" T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurLoverinFL Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 FLinFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kappa Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Fox Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Great ones. Made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGalanos Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Good 'uns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReFur Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynxette Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Have heard the one about having to sleep with animals several times in varying degrees of language and like it every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frugalfurguy Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 It's about a friend's grandpa after his divorce. For his birthday, some of his batchelor friends decided to treat him. They hired an exotic dancer to knock at his door and tease him. It was a freezing winter day. The dancer arrived in a full-length white fox coat and rang the doorbell. When my friend's grandpa opened his door, the dancer pressed her knee against layers of pelts moaning, "Super sex! Super sex!" My friend's grandpa peered at her briefly, blinked and replyed, "Yeah, I'll take the soup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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