Things to make you think

[ReFur]

(Hope these are not a repeat)

 

 

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

 

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

 

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets

the cheese in

the trap.

 

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

 

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

 

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

 

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

 

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

16. Hard work pay s off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

 

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

 

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,

"What the heck

happened?"

 

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

 

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people

appear bright

until you hear them speak.

 

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of

Jalapenos, what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

[JGalanos]

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people

appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,

"What the heck happened?"

 

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets

the cheese in the trap.

 

Liked most of them, but especially liked the ones above.

[White Fox]

Old age is always ten years older than you are!

 

W

[JGalanos]

From Esquire ... A few "Life Lessons" ...

 

*Never marry a woman who refuses to travel in economy class.

 

*If you watch more than three TV shows a week regularly, you need to be doing more with your life,

 

*You will never know your father as well as you do after talking with your mother after his passing.

 

*Never marry a woman without first taking her on an ill-planned road trip to see how she handles stress.

 

*Never underestimate the pleasure of warm socks.

 

*Charcoal, not gas.

[FurKyle]

*Charcoal, not gas.

 

YEAH!!!! I love it. That's one of my quotes as well

[Worker 11811]

[auzmink]

Oh you macho 'Charcoal' crowd.......... the sheer pleasure of spending 45 minutes strutting at a BBQ to all the ladies with firestart bars, matches, blowing the smoke away and then proudly saying 'its the flavour'

 

Meanwhile, the rest of us 'gas' crowd have eaten, packed all the stuff in the Dishwasher, consumed more wine and are not starving waiting for macho man to get the bl*** thing hot!

 

Get real, its messy, doesn't taste different (except burnt), and is very bad with the carbon footprint (yep - back to that one again).

 

Be a hit with your invited friends, go to gas, cook on time, not burnt and proudly proclaim your 'green' status

 

Auzmink - from the land of 'shrimps on the Barbie'