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The bumper sticker proudly displayed on the back of the pickup in front of us touted the local police department. Its motto: "When the seconds count, we're there in minutes."

 

Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, insists Daisy. "No bull."

 

Airport security confiscated my Bengay. They accused me of packing heat.

 

One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. The crew is missing and believed to be marooned.

 

John tells his shrink, "Last night I dreamed you were my mother". "How do you feel about that," asks the psychiatrist. "I haven't had time to think about," says John. "I overslept this morning. Then, I remembered I had an appointment with you, so I gobbled down a Coke and a cookie and came straight here." "A coke and a cookie," the doc replies, "You call that breakfast?"

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