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A guy goes to the supermarket, and a beautiful woman smiles at him and says hello. He is rather taken aback because he cannot place how he knows her. So he asks, "Do you know me?" The woman says "I think you're the father of one of my kids." His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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I know the 2 nuns in the bath joke, but it wouldn't quite work in here - as it's a bit of a play on words which doesn't really translate into a written form.. bugger

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