Great restroom signs

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Friends don't let friends

take home ugly men

Women's restroom

...Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

 

 

Beauty is only a light switch away.

...Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

 

 

If life is a waste of time,

and time is a waste of life,

then let's all get wasted together

and have the time of our lives.

...Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

 

 

Fighting for peace is like

screwing for virginity.

....The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

 

 

No matter how good she looks,

some other guy is sick and tired

of putting up with her shit.

...Men's Room - Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

 

 

At the feast of ego

everyone leaves hungry.

...Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

 

 

It's hard to make a comeback

when you haven't been anywhere.

...Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

 

 

Make love, not war.

-Hell, do both

GET MARRIED!

...Women's restroom - The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

 

 

If voting could really change things,

it would be illegal.

...Revolution Books - New York, New York

 

 

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!

...Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington , DC

 

 

Express Lane:

Five beers or less

...Sign over one of the urinals - Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

 

 

You're too good for him.

...Sign over mirror in Women's restroom - Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s , CA

 

No wonder you always go home alone.

...Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

 

 

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

If it has tires or testicles,

you're going to have trouble with it

...Women's restroom - Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX