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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1. He called everyone brother.

 

2. He liked Gospel.

 

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

 

1. He went into His Father's business.

 

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

 

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

 

1. He talked with His hands.

 

2. He had wine with His meals.

 

3. He used olive oil.

 

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

 

1. He never cut His hair.

 

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

 

3. He started a new religion.

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

 

1. He was at peace with nature.

 

2. He ate a lot of fish.

 

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

 

1. He never got married.

 

2. He was always telling stories.

 

3. He loved green pastures.

 

 

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

 

AMEN

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

 

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Believe it or not there is a Buddhist temple not far from me! NO lie. There actually is. One member has described to me what he went through living through the "Edges" of the Vietnam war, the Killing Fields, etc. Knowing whole families who just disappeared. Seeing people murdered by so called soldiers, etc. When one hears stories of what people like him have lived through, you realize how lucky we are to be able to live a life where we can spend time here. Yet Linda's family just today has experienced just the opposite edge of that fine sword.

 

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Top signs god was smoking pot.

 

1. He created the universe in one sentence, and then took nearly a week to create one planet.

 

2. The fruit from the tree of wisdom is obviously meant for the munchies.

 

3. His head is always in the clouds.

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