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I have a warped sense of humor (so my friends tell me) and the quotes I find best are really those that might make other people smile and nod.


Here's a few of them:


Addam's Family


"The human spirit is a hard thing to destroy."


To which was replied, "Even with a chainsaw."


Some horror writer (can't remember who and likely misquoted somewhat)


"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."




"Here lies Butch/We planted him raw/He was quick on the trigger/But slow on the draw"


"Here lies a man named Zeke/Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek"


"He called/Bill Smith/A liar"


"In memory of Anna Hopewell/Here lies the body of Our Anna/Done to death by a banana/It wasn't the fruit that laid her low/But the skin of the thing that made her go."


--A lawyer's grave--


"Sir John Strange/Here lies an honest lawyer/And that is Strange"


--Think about these three--


"Here lies Barnard Lightfoot/Who was accidentally killed in the 45th year of his age./This monument was erected by his grateful family."


"Here lies the body/of John Round./Lost at sea/and never found."


"Here lies the body of Thomas Vernon/The only surviving son of Admiral Vernon"




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"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you upgrade your system!"


No, wait. That's Vista.

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When's the last time you updated your site by the way Lord? I have not been there in ages.




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I punished her mouton from then on for suffering the embarrassment she caused me.


I'm not sure why, but I just love that line.

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