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A cocky highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.

 

He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."

 

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."

 

The highway employee said, "I have the authority of the government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land."

 

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

 

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the highway employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the employee at every step.

 

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, show him your card!!" 8)

 

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You have no idea how true close to the truth this story is. It is almost scary just how dumb most people are about rural life any more! For instance at an event near here a kid asked a fellow "Is this real fire?" and promptly stuck his hand in it and got burned quite badly. (True story!)

 

And people want to protect kids even more!

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