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To increase diversity, a large corporation recently hired several

cannibals.

 

"You're all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the

welcome briefing.

 

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for

something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees."

 

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss

remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your

work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's

performance.

 

However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

 

The cannibals all shook their heads "No."

 

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the

others, "Alright now, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

 

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four

weeks now we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything.

But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

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