ReFur Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 To increase diversity, a large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You're all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of our other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Alright now, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks now we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Excellent Linda thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 That sounds like something in Dilbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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