JGalanos Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) Message deleted. Edited June 30, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Worker 11811 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up,takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordTheNightKnight Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 You know what's a joke? Traffic is horrible in LA unless you're in a high speed chase. Then there doesn't seem to be a jam in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGalanos Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 (edited) Message deleted. Edited June 30, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worker 11811 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind or stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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