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Senior Citizens - For Your Eyes Only!!


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Hell, the young 'uns won't understand . . .


(Colored and bolded so you can read it . . . )


An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."


The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"


The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."


"Do you mean a rose?"


"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"



A couple in their nineties is both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.


Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.


"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"




"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.


"No, I can remember it."


"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it!"


He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."


"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down!" she says.


Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"


Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.


"Where's my toast ?"



One more . . .


A senior citizen says to his eighty-year old buddy, "So I hear you're getting married?"




"Do I know her?"




"This woman, is she good looking?"


"Not really."


"Is she a good cook?"


"Naw, she can't cook too well."


"Does she have lots of money?"


"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."


"Why in the world, then, do you want to marry her?"


"Because she can still drive!"

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