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The dress (email joke for women)


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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her

excitement-- not even her parents' nasty divorce.


Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the

best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!


A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new

young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.


"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.


Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.

I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."


A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous



When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you

going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion

where you could wear it."


Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing

it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

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Foxy Red, does this sound vaguely familiar . . . ?


I'll bet you-know-who is still in a very high state of urination - and that was almost ten years ago!!


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  • 7 months later...

My goodness, JG you must be going back a ways to find this one. Have you spent any time in Den Archives? ...or, checked out wiki or our links page?


Also, if you would like to take on a small project, any appropriate topic in wiki you could author? If you might, contact Worker.


Any member who would like to contribute to our site would be most welcomed!! 8)



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I have visited most of the areas of the site. I just went back a few pages in some of the forums to see what I might have missed and found a couple of "good uns" that I thought based upon view count deserved a wider audience and moved 'em furward.

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