Shipwrecked

[Chubby]

A New Zealander, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there a

while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

 

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the New Zealander. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the dog got jealous and began growling fiercely until the New Zealander took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

 

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the New Zealander had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening; red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance.

 

Pretty soon, the New Zealander started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear.......

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

 

Chubby

[Ravens8]

Nice one Chubby - keep em coming

[Mr Barguzin]

Just what an Aussie needs after his Footie team has been beaten in the Grand Final by one ONE point.

 

Nothing improves an aussie's outlook on life than a Sheep Joke *grin*

[Furman]

Another "Sheep Joke"

 

An Australian has an old friend living in New Zealand, and one day he decides out of the blue to go visit said friend.

 

Now his friend lives in a desolate backwoods country area without much access to cars and such, and the Australian finds himself walking the last three miles of the path to his friend's place on foot.

 

As he walks down this path he happens to look off to his right. In a field he spots a flock of sheep, and in the middle of the flock there happens to be a New Zealander going at it with one of the sheep.

 

Now this Australian is a bit of a wit, and he yells to the New Zealander, "Hey pal! What in the world are you doin' with that sheep?"

 

The New Zealander yells back, "Whats it bloody 'ell look like I'm doin?"

 

The Australian chuckles and yells back, "You know, mate, in Australia we SHEER our sheep."

 

Now the New Zealander scowls when he hears this and yells back;

 

"Well "mate" this ain't Australia now is it? It's New Zealand and 'ere in New Zealand we don't sheer our sheep with nobody!"

[ReFur]

These are both good ones!!

[Mr Barguzin]

WEG

 

Furman... in Oz we "Shear" our sheep..... but In NZ, they don't Share their sheep.

 

Actually, methinks Furman knows that, but for those not in the know a kiwi would pronounce "share" as "shear". Something to do with them not being ex-cons... or summat like that.