Little girl

[Chubby]

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

 

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

 

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is

already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

 

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

 

"Yes," answers the girl.

 

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good

stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

 

The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"And Tigger?"

 

Chubby

[Velvet_Tigress]

FUNNY! Good joke Chubby!

 

>DIRTY JOKE WARNING<

 

A Sunday School class is theorizing on where they believe the soul of a person is housed.

 

One little boy says that the soul is in the brain, because it's what we use when we speak, and it's in charge of all of the rest of us.

 

A little girl says the soul is in the heart, because we "love" with the heart and it just makes sense for it to be there.

 

Finally a little boy speaks up and says, "No! The soul is in a person's feet."

 

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Why would the soul be there?" to which the little boy responds;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Last night I saw Daddy was on top of Mommy with her feet way up in the air and Mommy kept on screaming 'Oh gawd I'm coming I'm coming!'"

[Guest]

Both great!!! Thanks!