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Top Ten Reasons To Be Happy


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10. Cookies

 

9. Pluto no longer a planet

 

8. The upcoming ABC sitcom featuring those hilarious Geico cavemen

 

7. Mojitos!

 

6. Thanks to technological advances, some Lenscrafters can now make glasses in about 55 minutes

 

5. Tony and Anna are one step closer to getting together on "Days of Our Lives"

 

4. Only three more items left on this list

 

3. Bite-size popcorn chicken shakers, for a limited time only at Arby's

 

2. Discount Mexican Viagra

 

1. Jessica Biel

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3. Bite-size popcorn chicken shakers, for a limited time only at Arby's

 

 

 

 

You're kidding, right? Those things are nasty.

 

Give me KFC anytime.

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Give me KFC anytime.

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[...last night, I dreamt I ate a 10 lb. marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone]

 

I was previously unaware of your gourmet status. 8)

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